Dr. Suess Computes

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash
And your data is corrupted 'coz this index doesn't hash
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
'Coz sure as I'm a poet the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!